OFFLINETV $10,000 WHITE ELEPHANT ft. Valkyrae Fuslie Myth Starsmitten

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My life
My life

How the fuck did he get a silver ingot

3 саат мурун
My life
My life

What the fuck will Poki do with over 1000 gallons of crude oil??

3 саат мурун
Skidoo
Skidoo

Everyone: *screaming and stealing* Rae: I do not know... _where the fuck I am_

8 саат мурун
JoNan
JoNan

ill be honest, out of all these gifts the oil drums is the best for sure!

11 саат мурун
Conor Burke
Conor Burke

Michael was the only one who played white elephant right

15 саат мурун
Danny B
Danny B

Michael is good a bluffing

Күн мурун
Jayden King
Jayden King

Michael just got given $1000 to spend on himself 💀

Күн мурун
Riley Welch
Riley Welch

When Leslie said "there is one worse than the kayak". And Michael is like OH YEAH with evil smirk @9:06

Күн мурун
Rack
Rack

Micheal is the type of guy to give you 500 chargers

2 күн мурун
Appetizer _Egg
Appetizer _Egg

When they show the little jingle with the gifts before the semi final and poki's says 25 BARRELS OF OIL

2 күн мурун
Salutations
Salutations

“*gasp* it’s an android” We don’t allow heretics here

2 күн мурун
Jakit Sol
Jakit Sol

Michael, honestly, what the unholy demon fruitcake are you going to do with 1,375 GALLONS OF CRUDE OIL?!?!?

2 күн мурун
BlueCorvette
BlueCorvette

Valkyrae: can I hold it Everyone:.....

3 күн мурун
Cb Phantom
Cb Phantom

I’m surprised there house wasn’t raided by the United States of American Government to steal the oil.

3 күн мурун
Neo Dong
Neo Dong

OBAMA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

3 күн мурун
Mr.Unknown 04
Mr.Unknown 04

its just like them helping someone

4 күн мурун
Supp Men
Supp Men

Do this again next christmas

4 күн мурун
Soy
Soy

Bruh who tf said 900 for a ps5

4 күн мурун
Esmond Goh
Esmond Goh

8:20 "yay! Lily can steal the PS5!" 8:31 "wait... what"

4 күн мурун
Esmond Goh
Esmond Goh

Is it 25 barrels of 55 gallons of crude oil? Or... 55 gallons of crude oil split into 25 barrels?

4 күн мурун
kirby chu
kirby chu

The Obama stand up died just like nightwing in injustice

4 күн мурун
Christian Ancheta
Christian Ancheta

The lopsided leg phongsaly avoid because gray latterly describe around a handy idea. married, cowardly ball

4 күн мурун
White Boi gaming
White Boi gaming

bro knowing that oil is at least 10,000 in oil right there

5 күн мурун
BeefKahuna
BeefKahuna

Im not gonna lie if I see Michael reeves in the tittle or thumbnail im watching it. So good for them for putting him in so I know what to watch.

5 күн мурун
Lesley Whitley
Lesley Whitley

i would buy a bird i wnat a bird

5 күн мурун
Nate Dubs
Nate Dubs

I wish I got that toilet

5 күн мурун
Pengladiator 35
Pengladiator 35

Everyone: Ipad

5 күн мурун
BIZZAR
BIZZAR

i would take the kayak definitely

5 күн мурун
salvador cerda
salvador cerda

Me sees the 1k ps5 in the video before clicking: 0_0 you son of a bitch YOU PAYED THAT MUCH?!?!?!??!?!?!

5 күн мурун
𝐀𝐄 // 𝔻𝕚𝕘𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕫𝕖𝕕
𝐀𝐄 // 𝔻𝕚𝕘𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕫𝕖𝕕

The most wholesome lies and deceit of all time. Great video, OTV!!!

6 күн мурун
Kn1ghtz
Kn1ghtz

I feel like Micheal got the crude oil so he could just sell it and not have to send 1,000$ on the video

6 күн мурун
Peaker’s Lab
Peaker’s Lab

It’s a miracle the governments isn’t come and steal the oil from Michael

7 күн мурун
Isabella Tan
Isabella Tan

lol I never got a gift thats was worth more the $100

7 күн мурун
Luthfiarani Khuzaimah
Luthfiarani Khuzaimah

Don't know why nobody is mentioning this 11:30 everyone was very wholesome 👍

7 күн мурун
9B Michael CN
9B Michael CN

ahh yes 2020 a bad year for offlinetv:they lost two members(one member cheated on lily(sleightly musical/Albert),and(Fedmyster/fed) who's sexuually attacked yvonne(because he's drunk and immidiately got kicked),poki had to moves because of fed and they have to move again maybe cuz of fed.but there's some nice thing though in 2020,like Lily dating Michael,and have new friends like Ryan(Nigahiga),and jae(from Day6 KPOP band)

7 күн мурун
minerliton
minerliton

12:49 legend says, rae was wrong

7 күн мурун
lucayaki
lucayaki

Ngl, I want a Kayak

7 күн мурун
MrMoonsox
MrMoonsox

@12:38 he just picks it up, it's 1000% just an empty barrel

7 күн мурун
Pixel
Pixel

ngl i wouldnt be mad if i got 25 barrels of crude oil for christmas

7 күн мурун
Lached Spoon7
Lached Spoon7

I want the kayak

8 күн мурун
Anni G
Anni G

They NEED to do this again!

8 күн мурун
piyo!
piyo!

lily's face when she goes "did you actually get 25 barrels" is pure fear

8 күн мурун
Floorgang!
Floorgang!

14:19 ~Kayak~

8 күн мурун
Eiji
Eiji

Did Toast switch with Yvonna at the end- His face at 20:46 , he thought he was smooothh

8 күн мурун
Lone Fighter Pilot
Lone Fighter Pilot

Narrator: And Micheal gave the best gift of all…..capitalism.

8 күн мурун
ISN Destr0yer
ISN Destr0yer

15:03 when he yelled it sounded like xQc

8 күн мурун
S1AYER Gaming
S1AYER Gaming

Poor lily XD

9 күн мурун
Aztra Nine
Aztra Nine

I feel like yall were being mean to lily in this.

9 күн мурун
tree music
tree music

it's all fun and games until the us army breaks into your house to get the oil

9 күн мурун
Goat MC
Goat MC

“You g *ei* t feefty feive gallons on crude oil! :D”

9 күн мурун
zach Heckart
zach Heckart

900? Ps5s are 500

9 күн мурун
Hello there
Hello there

I know this is late but I'd like to actually get something for christmas...

9 күн мурун
Kyoongin
Kyoongin

Yoink

9 күн мурун
brandon zhang
brandon zhang

Scarra is definitely the #1 dad of the year. He took one for the team so his children can be happy

9 күн мурун
Mr_F1sh_
Mr_F1sh_

I wish I had money

10 күн мурун
Smite
Smite

Who doent want kayak wtf

10 күн мурун
Togerino-Senpai
Togerino-Senpai

Step 2: Cover yourself in oil

10 күн мурун
Rhinos r neat
Rhinos r neat

They really just gave the camera man something to use to make their videos but better

10 күн мурун
Yeehaw Taw
Yeehaw Taw

Ah yes classic Christmas gift, 25 barrels of crude oil.

10 күн мурун
nautical brick
nautical brick

Why do y’all hate the kayak, kayaks are so much fun dude. Would’ve taken that any day of the week

10 күн мурун
BOBROSS THE BOSS!!!
BOBROSS THE BOSS!!!

What if Micheal sold the crude the Arabs.

10 күн мурун
Bulbot 26
Bulbot 26

i did the math and pokimane got 1375 gallons of crude oil which is approximately 4.47 tons of oil

10 күн мурун
ziltoid for prz
ziltoid for prz

What is wrong with a fucking kayake

10 күн мурун
Kj Barrieault
Kj Barrieault

I WANT O I L

11 күн мурун
ZVB73
ZVB73

Ludwig's song being the outro was a huge Ludwin

11 күн мурун
Mozzie
Mozzie

Does Michael still have some of the oil

11 күн мурун
boi
boi

Quietly crying* I go kayaking

11 күн мурун
coolhorselover234
coolhorselover234

BREAKING NEWS: Local crackhead Harry Potter seen with 25 barrels full of 55 gallons of crude oil near turtle nursery!

12 күн мурун
Nicolas Leth
Nicolas Leth

Can anyone explain to me the story why Michael gifted oil?

12 күн мурун
Gnome Boi
Gnome Boi

Poki: Michael would I like your gift? Michael and his 25 drums of crude oil: *perhaps*

12 күн мурун
Christian Woodhouse
Christian Woodhouse

I'm confused why Lily didn't steal the ps5 and permanently lock it in as hers, but chose to open another gift and get a kayak

12 күн мурун
EbayUserGreen
EbayUserGreen

I'm scared for what that gremlin is gonna do with a barrel of crude oil. I know he's gonna sell (probably already did) the other 24 barrel's for a profit but I know damn well he kept one.

12 күн мурун
Min Yoongichu
Min Yoongichu

And I still wonder to this day if Scarra has gone kayaking

13 күн мурун
Callsign Phoenix
Callsign Phoenix

Toast is the ultimate anti-simp.

13 күн мурун
Vessel Of Organs
Vessel Of Organs

This calls me poor in several different languages

13 күн мурун
Nathan Cochran
Nathan Cochran

I want that kayak. I love to go out on the lake.

13 күн мурун
The British Inquisition!
The British Inquisition!

That 1000$ kayaks not getting the love it deserves

13 күн мурун
Resoyushi
Resoyushi

This is my favourite OTV video. Even though I haven’t watched all.

13 күн мурун
Reece Magele
Reece Magele

if sarrae went kayaking he wood senk XD

13 күн мурун
Martin Beats
Martin Beats

3:31 hmmmmm

14 күн мурун
Wade Wats
Wade Wats

Micheal single handedly raised the level of comedy in offline tv

14 күн мурун
ramses bams
ramses bams

i love michael's dance

14 күн мурун
DianeArtsss
DianeArtsss

The last couple minutes of this video is basically everyone passing the kayak around (praise Scarra for ending the hot potato game)

14 күн мурун
Lewis95xp
Lewis95xp

"You get 55 gallons of crude oil!": Michael Reeves confirmed *true neutral* "Dump it into the ocean for fun! Throw it in a lake!": Michael Reeves confirmed *neutral evil* "Oh I don't want it!": Michael Reeves confirmed *chaotic evil*

15 күн мурун
walnuts
walnuts

Who said I’m fat

15 күн мурун
BarnacleBread
BarnacleBread

me

14 күн мурун
Andres Bob
Andres Bob

We need to see more white elephants

15 күн мурун
Cheaty
Cheaty

Michaels oil drum had to be empty or at the least Michael picked up 400 pounds like it was 80 lbs

15 күн мурун
Matthew Flooren
Matthew Flooren

my best gift would be to be albe to make vids with you guys you are the best and i hope you guys see this and smile :)

15 күн мурун
The Teuton King
The Teuton King

Michael is the only one to really get the white elephant challenge for 2 reasons: 1) no one in the OTV house can actually use oil in this sense, let alone 25 barrels of it. 2) its _crude_ oil, and so is useless unless fractionally distilled, which is really hard to do. Basically, its good for nothing.

16 күн мурун
TeddyTrainGuy
TeddyTrainGuy

am I the only one who would love to have a kayak?

17 күн мурун
Innocent AKA Lage
Innocent AKA Lage

17:29 Ye wtf that's weird!

17 күн мурун
Arthur
Arthur

Hm, What If Welyn was here?

18 күн мурун
Jelly
Jelly

music at the beginning ?

18 күн мурун
LIZZIE
LIZZIE

idk why but... lowkey i kinda resent leslie for for taking the ps5 from lily lol but at the same time she couldve stolen it back too.

19 күн мурун
Lyron Aguiar
Lyron Aguiar

What does valkyrae have against barrels?😓

19 күн мурун
God Supports Abortion. Numbers 5:11-31
God Supports Abortion. Numbers 5:11-31

Funny enough, Michael's present is the most true to the spirit of a white elephant. The white elephant was a gift given by a king meant as an insult and a burden. If you were a noble merchant who pissed off the king, he would literally give you a white elephant. It was expensive as hell to take care of, and you can't let it die or give it away or the king will chop your head off.

19 күн мурун
God Supports Abortion. Numbers 5:11-31
God Supports Abortion. Numbers 5:11-31

Video starts at 12:02

19 күн мурун
Zucco
Zucco

Imagine you wake up for Christmas and you know you’ve been bad, you’re dreading the day Christmas comes around, but it’s here. You go to look under your Christmas tree and expect coal, but there is 25 barrels of oil there

19 күн мурун
Jotaro Kujo
Jotaro Kujo

“JOKES ON YOU SANTA, THE PRICE FOR CRUDE OIL ON THE MARKET HAS RISEN BY 10%. I SMELL PROFIT!”

6 күн мурун
Jackson P
Jackson P

Next episode the government raids Michael's workshop

19 күн мурун
Hikaru
Hikaru

wait........i thought dumping oil in ocean was a crime !!

19 күн мурун
Maik Dreijer
Maik Dreijer

Man Rae even is too nice to steal in a game where you steal. Bless her heart.

20 күн мурун

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